Black Was The Color Of My True Love’s Cape
If you had a choice, who would you want to hold your keys, James Dean or Jerry Lewis? Yeah, that’s what we thought. What about if you have to choose between Trinity and that bus driver from Speed? Exactly. What about Fonzie and Potsie? Aw, come on, we’re not that old.
Black and shiny has long been a synonym for cool. Even though it’s actually two synonyms. That’s what cool does, it puts more into less. Our tiny little Keychain Monkey does the same thing, taking the powerful screams of a full sized Woot Creature and cramming it into something that your dog can swallow in one bite.
If you want the most cool per inch, get one of our black-caped Keychain Monkeys. Use him on your motorcycle for extra style.
Features
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Keychain, a great place to put a key
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned roasting over the fires of Hell
Specs
Screaming Mini Monkey Keychain with Black CapeSpecs
Screaming Mini Monkey Keychain with Black CapeSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.666s
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