It’s No Secret, Really

I’ve already given you the biggest cotton swab I own! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Look, guy, I think I’ve been more than tolerant with your workplace shenanigans. When you sent that little fuzzy friend of yours screaming through air and into my cubicle the first time, I was happy to play along and hand you some printer ink. The second time, when you demanded my “breath mint booty,” I thought, ‘Okay, the newbie’s a little weird, but whatever. Everyone needs a freshener.” It’s when you used that yowling beast as a distraction to steal my cereal – which I brought in from home myself, I might add – was a way beyond normal office horseplay.

Just leave me alone! That’s all I ask! You can keep the wine I won in the raffle! I don’t even care that you have gunpowder in your desk! What are you even planning to do with… You know what? I don’t want to know. But I swear to you, if you wave that rubber chicken pulley thing at me one more time, I’m calling Human Resources.

Excuse me?! Did you just tell me I fight like a cow? That… That doesn’t even make sense.

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Features

 

Warranty: None!

Condition: New

Features:

  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

In the box:

  • Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape

Specs

Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
fishnjim
Last Wooter to Woot:
bgwho922

Purchaser Experience

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  • 2% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 28% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 59% bought 3

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Screaming Monkey with Black Pirate Cape
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