Screaming Monkey with Pink or Blue Woot Cape

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Scream No Evil

Attention stuffed-animal obsessives, Woot loyalists, monkey fanciers, and fans of ear-splitting screeching! America’s most irritating collectible is back in two all-new cape/cap colors! Take your pick of pink- or blue-clad Screaming Monkeys, and join the thousands of others who bitterly regret ever bringing that stupid thing into their homes!

If you’re new to the monkey business, welcome to the monkey house! If you’re an old Screaming Monkey collector from way back looking to add these two new models to your collection, let us extend our deepest sympathies to your family, friends, and co-workers.

But a word of warning: don’t go making assumptions about these monkeys based on the color of their capes. They’re not bound by society’s restrictive notions of gender. So we assume, anyway. We still haven’t figured out which ones are male and which ones are female, and not for lack of trying.

Just consider this offer our little way of saying “ARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! AREEEEH AREEEEH! AREEEEEEEEEH! AREEEH!” to those of you who endured this grueling Woot-Off, the ultimate test of man and F5 button. Of course, if you just came along a couple of minutes ago and don’t know a Woot-Off from Easy-Off, we’ll take your money, too.

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Features

Warranty: yeah, right

Features:
  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

Specs

Screaming Monkey with Pink or Blue Cape

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.007s
First Sucker:
CaveOppugno
Last Wooter to Woot:
markshir

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 37% < 10 woots
  • 32% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 23% bought 1
  • 19% bought 2
  • 57% bought 3

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Screaming Monkey with Pink or Blue Woot Cape
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