Well, now, don’t get upset.

I didn’t say TRASHY, you did. I just think it’s…not appropriate.

Listen, this is not a personal attack whatsoever. We just have a modicum of decorum here at the Woot HQ and our HR policy expressly prohibits leopard print anything. Yes, I’m sure it was very expensive. That’s not the point. We don’t enforce the dress code based on price range.

You are causing a scene and I really don’t think your coworkers are appreciating it. Look, all you have to do is go home and change. It’s not a big deal. You can stay on the clock if you want, as long as you promise to go straight home and come right back.

What? No, I don’t have a problem with the eyeshadow. I mean, personally, I think it’s a little overdone, but it’s not against any company policy. Okay, okay, you’re right, I was out of bounds there, but you asked me!

Will you just go home and put on a decent cape already?

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Features

Warranty: None!

Features:

  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
     

Specs

Screaming Monkey with Leopard Print Cape

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.449s
First Sucker:
korpo53
Last Wooter to Woot:
umakemep

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 41% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 31% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 56% bought 3

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