Good things happen at the end of rainbows.
Somewhere, over the rainbow
Monkeys fly,
Wearing silly little capes
That bring tears to my eye
Somewhere, over the rainbow
Deals come on Woot
And the deals that you dare to buy
Fill your house with loot
Someday I’ll buy a flying monkey
And I’ll shoot it at the flunky
Behind me
At my computer where I scoff,
Another winding down Woot Off
That’s where you’ll find me
Somewhere, over the rainbow
Monkeys fly,
Wearing silly little capes
Why then, oh why can’t I?
If happy little monkeys fly
Wearing rainbows
Why, oh why can’t I?
Features
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
Specs
Screaming Monkey with Hippie Rainbow Smiley CapeSpecs
Screaming Monkey with Hippie Rainbow Smiley CapeSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.003s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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