The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!

If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: None!

Specs

In the box:

  • Screaming Monkey Donned in a Black and White Road Cape Adorned with a Woot Logo

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.994s
First Sucker:
tehmusicperson
Last Wooter to Woot:
mapperbob

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 49% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 42% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 46% bought 3

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Woots by State

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