Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

  • Yes, it's the good monkey...
  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: None!

Specs

In the box:

  • Screaming Monkey with Black Cape with Flames

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.553s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 38% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 47% bought 3

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