Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

  • USB output enables direct integration with a desktop or laptop computer, allowing direct recording to software based applications without a preamplifier
  • The dual capsule design incorporates omni-directional and cardioid elements
  • The cardioid pattern provides a focused pick up pattern while a more generous are is achieved with the omni-directional
  • A -10dB pad switch eliminates noise and distortion when capturing signal at extreme levels

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Blue MIcrophones

Specs

Specifications:
Transducer: Dual Capsule Condenser
Polar Pattern: Unidirectional (Cardioid)
Omnidirectional
Frequency Response: 40Hz to 18kHz all 3 positions
Sample Rate: 44.1 Hz / 16-bit
Power Requirements: USB bus-powered
Output Connectors: USB Output
Pad: -10dB Pad
Low Frequency Roll-Off: No
Dimensions (Diam. x Depth): 5.33" x 5.33" spherical microphone
Weight: 1 lb

 

In the box:

  • Blue 1936 Snowball USB Microphone
  • Tripod Stand
  • USB Cable

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