Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

  • Pilot hole technology increases subwoofer ability 
  • Neat function key, making the speaker attractive 
  • Built-in rechargeable Lithium-Ion battery, 8 hours play time with one full charge 
  • Expandable resonator improves sound quality and minimizes the speaker size 
  • Unlimited daisy chain function 
  • Compatible with iPod, iPhone, MP3, MP4, Laptop, PC, etc

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Spider

Specs

  • For PC & Laptop Users, When you turn the power on, our speaker already at optimal volume, try to adjust the volume from your computer or laptop, the volume control and internal amplifier is for small devices like iPod, iPhone, iPad and other mp3 players 
  • Speaker: 40mm 
  • Input: L / R 360mV 
  • Power output: 3W 
  • S / N: ≥ 80dB 
  • AMP Freq Range: 180Hz-16KHz 
  • For charging voltage: 5V ± 0.5V 
  • Cable: 3.5mm audio embedded 
  • Dimensions: 2.7"(L) x 2.7"(W) x 1.65"(H)

In the box:

  • Spider E-PTSK-0001 Pocket Speaker E500

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 31.228s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 55% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 2% one year old
  • 93% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
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Spider Pocket Speaker E500
$16.99 Sold Out Electronics
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