Excellent job, Jimmy! Had this been a real emergency, you’d have escaped in no time.

Didn’t I tell you that Travelon 4-in-1 Car Emergency Tool was handy? You cut through that seat belt like it was nothing! And when you busted out that side window with the window spike, I was all “WHOA! If he was underwater or trapped in the burning wreckage of his automobile, he’d be totally on his way to the warmth of a shock blanket right now!” You didn’t even need to use the flashlight to find your way, dude. Oh, nice work turning on the flashing red beacon and attaching the tool to the top of the car with the heavy-duty magnet, too. That was an inspired touch.

We better turn it off quick, though. We need to get to the other side of the mall parking lot and find another open car before security sees us if I’m going to get a turn.

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