You’ve been typing for hours like some digital Cinderella. There are no mice coming to your aid. The only pumpkin carriage you’ll see is on the back of the IT guy in the orange cargo pants. You feel the stress every time to make a new macro function but you don’t know how to tell the HR guy you have to have a vacation RIGHT NOW. My friend, you need to find some balls.

The ThinkTank Technology USB Massage Ball is here to help. Hook one into your USB port and it will be powered up and ready to go. Hold it in your hand and pretend you are giving Michael J. Fox his yearly physical. Rest it on your shoulder and feel the stress dissolve like cheap pancakes in quality maple syrup. Drop it in your lap and glance around with a guilty face to make sure your co-workers didn’t see.

Each ThinkTank Technology USB Massage Ball has an 80 inch long cable, so they can reach far enough to be perfect for everyone. Except maybe an NBA player who stands to work and wants to put it on his head. If you are that NBA player, please give us free tickets. Floor seats are best.

The ThinkTank Technology USB Massage Ball will make you feel as smooth as a magical glass slipper and as calm as a handsome prince. Also let’s be honest, somebody out there has totally figured out a way to run Linux on one.

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