Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It

Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.

Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.

Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Unlike most mini surge protectors, the Vulcan Portable Surge Protector has been designed with Space-Isolated Outlets that actually allow you to use all its AC outlets at the same time – even with bulky power adaptors
  • Designed for easy portability, the plug folds for convenient storage and transport
  • Dual USB Charging Ports provide additional flexibility for charging iPhones, iPads, tablets and other electronic devices
  • Integrated Surge Protection: Safely charge your devices with 612 joules of protection
  • Dimensions: 4.5"H x 2.5"W x 1.5"D

Warranty: 1 Year Vulcan

Specs

In the box:

  • Vulcan VPS11Q1PS Portable Surge Protector

 

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Vulcan Portable Surge Protector
$16.99 Sold Out Electronics
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