Let It Ride

It's time to prove to your children that you love them way more than your ex does once and for all.

Hello, Shelia. I'd ask how you are but I figure you must be pretty tired after crawling up from the Underworld to pick up the kids. Must be an awful strain having to breathe in oxygen rather than the acrid perfume of pain and misery that usually fuels your cold dark heart, huh? Whoa, hey, don't trouble yourself trying to force human words from your demon's tongue, Shelia. Save it for fooling the kids. Oh, and here they are now!

Hey, you three! Did you guys have fun? Boy, I bet you did, riding around on your bikes with your Fuze Meon Light-Up Bike FX hooked up to the brand new bikes I bought you this weekend! Aw, and look! Stevie wrote "DAD'S THE BEST" in light with his Wheel Writer Light-Up Bike FX Triple Pack. That makes me feel really nice, buddy. Unfortunately, it looks like feelin' nice time is over. It's time for you to go back to the place a judge who was fed lies decided should be your permanent home.

No, guys, I'm afraid the bikes have to stay here. But maybe your mom will buy you some bikes to ride at her house? OH WAIT, I forgot, you always made excuses about the kids not being responsible and mature enough to have them, didn't you, Shelia? Golly, looks like your mom's trust issues are getting in the way of your happiness again. That's okay. You can always just come over to Dad's house and wrap a cool design with the Meon Bike FX Light Striper or make a cool spiraling effect with the Meon Bike FX Gyro Flasher whenever you guys want!

Er, I mean, you can come over only every other weekend and some holidays, that is. Isn't that right, Shelia? At least until state law says you're old enough to make your own decisions on who you want to live with, of course. But you know what? I bet if you bug your mom's lawyer friend who I know has been "sleeping over" that you want to come over more, maaaaaaybe they'll work something out. Now then, give me a hug, and remember what I said about burning sage right after your mother's been in your rooms. I'd hate for one of you to be possessed by pure evil, too.

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Features

 

Product Video

The View (Blog)

Give a Bike or Scooter the Fuze Treatment (Wired article)

 

Meon Wheel Writer Light-Up Bike FX Triple Pack includes all of the following:

  • Wheel Writer - Picture appear in your bike wheel as you pedal
  • Light Striper - Pinstripe your bike frame with bright electroluminescent wire
  • Gyro Flasher - Spiraling patterns of light appear in your bike wheel

Bike FX Wheel Writer

Pictures Magically appear in your bike wheel as you pedal. Mount the Wheel Writer directly to the spokes of almost any bike wheel (20" and up) and as the wheel spins, the super-bright computer-controlled LEDs flash on and off to create a dozen different images and patterns - including a real workinng speedometer.

  • Fits most bikes with wheels 20" and larger
  • Flashing LED lights display 12 different images and animations while you pedal
  • Lasts 15-20 Hours
  • (3) AAA batteries required, not included
  • The included frame magnet and 4 zip ties let you mount the wheel writer securely to your spokes
  • Speedometer function shows your current speed while you ride
  • Water-resistant

Bike FX Light Striper

Pinstripe your bike or scooter with cool futuristic light.  Includes 8 feet of bright blue electroluminescent wire allowing you to make radiant one-of-a-kind designs that stand out from the crowd.  The Light Striper mounts to your handlebars or under your seat and include 10 clips and 20 elastic bands for easy installation.  Can be used solo or combined, as solid light or in several blinking patterns.

  • For use with most bikes and scooters
  • Light striper has 8' of bright blue electroluminescent wire
  • Lasts 50 hours
  • (2) AA batteries require, included
  • Solid- and blinking-light patterns enable versatile use
  • Includes 10 mounting brackets and 20 elastic bands  that let you secure the light striper to your bike or scooter
  • Water-resistant

Bike FX Gyro-Flasher

Vibant, multi-color rings of light appear on any standard bike wheel (18" and up).  The Gyro Flasher mounts directly to a wheel spoke and two ultra-bright LEDs make unique patterns of spirling light as you ride.  They are the cool and colorful way to trick out any bike.

  • 2 LED lights change colors to create a spiraling pattern while you pedal
  • Lasts 100+ Hours
  • (3) AAA batteries required, not included
  • Includes 2 zip ties so you mount the gyro-flasher securely to your spokes
  • Water-resistant design

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the box:

(1) Meon 876724 Wheel Writer Light Up Bike FX Triple Pack includes:

  • Bike FX Wheel Writer with Frame Magnet & 4 Zip Ties
  • Bike FX Light Striper with 10 Mounting Brackets, 20 Elastic Bands and (2) AA Batteries
  • Bike FX Gyro Flasher with 2 Zip Ties

 

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