Woot-Off Lights with Screaming Monkey

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Mr. Monkey Risin’

Man, is that an Orange Psychedelic Screaming Monkey with Woot Off Lights? Well, turn it up!

Jack, I made lettuce into freedom that day! Yeah, I was at Woodstock! I was covered in bees, fixed in time, spinning like plates in a hurricane! Hendrix? He had a solo that shot orange monkeys and lights! I saw some fella dying a million deaths before the sun hit the speakers. It made me think that jail was just another word for “day job”. You get me? I was gonna start an ice cream company except The Beatles broke up. Man, if you remember that monkey, you weren’t really there. Me? I never left! We were all one, all won, that orange cape made us Monkeyshine Supermen, baby, we rolled like… like… an octopus! Hey, don’t hassle me, right? Who cares? We need to get back to lovin’ each other and not bombin’ each other. Psychedelic garage rock monkeycape with spinning lights! I can dig that! I can dig that! You know that Country Joe guy? He still owes me twenty bucks. It doesn’t phase me none on this plane, though. Hey, you ever stare at a spinning light and think, what if our whole universe was on a light just like that? Spinning all the time? You wanna lick the monkey next? Man, those days never ended for me. It’s like tasting one big Psychedelic Orange.

Features

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Woot Off Lights Features:

Rotating Woot Off lights with LED bulb
Can be set 43” apart from each other with 62” long USB cable and stands 3" tall
Individual on/off switch for each light in case watching two spin at once is just a bit overwhelming
Stop co-worker interruptions during certain “high productivity” times of ecommerce opportunity analysis
Stop explaining what you’re doing hitting F5 repeatedly, simply extend arms and slowly bow to woot-off lights in response
Trick co-workers by turning them on and excitedly hitting F5 on woot.com during non-woot off days
Purchase monitors with cosmetic defects at a discount, knowing you can cover the damage with included velcro strips
Stress relief from denied BOC purchase (warning: throw lights at floor or wall, not other people)
Finally have a use for your portable Black and Decker USB enabled battery in your closet from our April Fools Woot Off
Practice the bolas throwing technique to take down cattle, great for passing co-workers who walk fast to feign urgency

Screaming Monkey Features:

Slingshot-like rubber arms
Professed 50-foot flight range
Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
Screams like the souls of the damned roasting over the fires of Hell

Specs

Woot USB Rotating Woot-Off Lights
Woot Screaming Monkey with Orange Psychedelic Cape

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 0.228s

Purchaser Experience

6% first woot
6% second woot
33% < 10 woots
30% < 25 woots
25% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

3% joined today
2% one week old
2% one month old
28% one year old
65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

79% bought 1
12% bought 2
9% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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