Woot-opoly Amorous

All the frustration of shopping online, now in BOARD GAME FORM! And the custom pieces are sweet.

Each day in our office, the team at Woot! tries to lock down total control of the market. Or at least that's what we say in the emails we send out. Because the truth is, we spend most of our days around this game board trying to build a little empire of our very own.

But it's all good. When the boss hears us yelling about heading towards The Cellar Of Stabbing and The Garage Of Unjust Termination (a.k.a. the Dallas Conference Rooms) or taking ownership of Upvote Avenue, he assumes we're just planning a meeting about how to improve the site! Which is EXACTLY why we named the custom Woot-opoly properties the way we did. Ain't we smart?

Anyway, we figured it was time to let you in on our little secret, which is why we've offered this custom board game to you, gullible public. Draw from Mortimer's Gamble! Visit those caught in a Server Crash as you pass "Just Lurking!" And if you're lucky enough to cross Antechamber Of Doom Place and find B.O.C. Avenue first- well, we all know there's a good chance you won't be lucky enough to do that.

What you're looking at here is the TRUE WOOT EXPERIENCE. Prepare yourself for disappointment, tears, and your sister Kristy storming away to slam every door in the house while cursing your name. Woot-opoly! It's just like real life!

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Features

Recommended Ages: 8+ Years

  • Staying up until Midnight Central is now combined with the game that destroys families
  • Woot-Opoly recreates the joy of failing to get a Bag of Crap for 98% of people who play it
  • Will YOU be one of the lucky ones who masters the system? Probably not
  • Features traditional play or a one hour version
  • PLAY! as one of 8 Woot-themed pewter tokens including:
     - A Woot! Monkey
     - The Woot! Logo
     - A Bag of Crap
     - A 1" (diagonal length) HD Television (Tech.woot)
     - Woot! Shirt featuring the Woot! Logo (Shirt.woot)
     - Woot! Baby Bottle (Kids.woot)
     - Frying Pan featuring the Woot! Logo (Home.woot)
     - A Golf Shoe (Sport.woot)
  • BUY! Woot! properties with REAL Woot-Opoly play money... wait huh?
     - In $1, $5, $10, $50, $100 and $500 denominations
  • COLLECT! "Mortimer's Gamble" & "Monte's Largess" cards along the way
  • AVOID! the dreaded server crash to collect your $200
  • Written with 100% Genuine words from the real Woot! writing staff
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Woot-opoly
Number of Players: 2 to 6
Box Dimensions: 20" x 10" x 1.6"
Board Dimensions: 19" x 19"
Edition: 1st(for the collecting types)
Country of Origin: USA

In the Box:

Late for the Sky - Woot-opoly Game 1st Ed.- WOOT

  • (1) Woot-opoly Game Board
  • (8) Pewter Playing Tokens
  • (12) Hotels
  • (28) Houses
  • (2) Dice
  • (22) Property Cards
  • (2) Utility Cards
  • (4) Railroad Cards
  • (14) Mortimer's Gamble Cards
  • (14) Monte's Largess Cards
  • (15) $500 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $100 Woot-opoly bills
  • (25) $50 Woot-opoly bills
  • (40) $20 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $10 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $5 Woot-opoly bills
  • (35) $1 Woot-opoly bills
  • Instructions

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 19.008s
First Sucker:
wootiewooterson
Last Wooter to Woot:
wtc24

Purchaser Experience

  • 1% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 16% < 25 woots
  • 75% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 95% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Woot-opoly Game
$19.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
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