You get the whole thing, we don't ship no semi-colons.

Hangtag Details
Your Colon: Go With Your Gut
Location: lower torso
Likes: bowel movements, gut flora, colorectal surgeons, probiotics
Dislikes: irritable bowels, gas, diverticulitis
Fave Song: Gut Feeling by Devo
Fave Book: Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal by Mary Roach
Looking For: someone who’s not too self-absorbed.

Warranty:  Full of nothing