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Features

The Yukon Outfitters Double Parachute Hammock has become a staple at campgrounds and parks across the nation.  No matter where you choose to relax or nap, this hammock is perfect for the day pack, home patio and even the dorm room.
  • Double hammock
  • 11'6" Long x 6'4" Wide
  • When packed in its bag, this hammock is almost as small as a grapefruit
  • High test parachute nylon with lock stitching will hold up to the roughest abuse
  • Marine-grade tie down line is included with an S-hook that will allow you to swing from posts, timber and even your truck or SUV
  • Max Load capacity of 300 pounds
  • Integrated Stuff sack sewn in so you'll never lose it
  • Oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend
  • Mildew resistant
  • Quick-dry nylon
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Yukon Outfitters

 

 

Specs

Double Hammock
Dimensions 11' 6" L x 6' 4" W
Weight Capacity 300 lbs.
Weight 21 oz.
Country of Origin China
 

In the box:

  • (1) Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Double Hammock
  • Hanging Ropes

 

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 39.884s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 82% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3

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Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock
$19.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$19.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.