These adidas Short-Sleeve T-Shirts… you know, I just don’t understand what’s so funny about them…

I mean, for years I’ve heard, “You’re going to love all the hilarious shirts that Woot sells.” But I guess I just don’t see the joke, you know. Like, it’s just uhh, some 100% cotton white or gray adidas t-shirts.

I mean, I guess it could be some sort of deeper joke. Like, the blank white shirt could be a statement about how the presence of company logos and such on tee shirts has become so prevalent that we now absorb them almost unconsciously, taking them in without actually seeing them. Or maybe the gray shirt is a statement of irony, like, how silly it is that we, human beings, a species capable producing such vibrant works of art choose to dress ourselves in the color that is essentially the definition of drab.

But, anyway, if there’s some clever joke like that hidden in here, I didn’t get it. I’m not so good at finding meaning in a bunch of nothing.

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