When it comes to the piddling annoyances of daily life, we all have different thresholds for annoyance. A long wait in a bank line can drive some of us to sputtering rage, while others happily pass the time imagining which other person in the bank they’d take as a mate if the rest of the world was destroyed in a nuclear war and the people in the bank were the only survivors and had to repopulate the Earth. Not that we do that, of course.

And certain high-strung individuals cannot abide the repetitive entering of passwords that has become a feature of contemporary life. “I spent forty-eight seconds today typing in passwords,” they feverishly calculate. “That’s almost six minutes a week, five hours a year – that’s ten Saved By The Bell reruns I could be watching every single year! Curse you, passwords, curse you to the agonies of Hell!”

After these people seek professional psychiatric care, we recommend the APC Touch Biopod Biometric Password Manager. Instead of tapping your finger on your keyboard 4-12 times, you just give the Biopod a single quick poke. Your distinctive whorls and arches will suffice to usher you past the electronic doormen that bedevil you so, and you can get back to the important things in life. Isn’t there a Family Matters marathon on tonight?

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