Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It
Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.
Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.
Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.




Features
- Features the same groundbreaking touch screen interface as the iPhone. Easily access your content, change the aspect ratio or fast forward or rewind with the touch of a finger. Scroll through screens slowly by dragging your finger or flick it across the screen to cover more ground. The touch makes it simple and easy to control your media. The touch features a QWERTY keyboard that lets you type emails or search for music and videos in the iTunes Wi-Fi Store
- Watch videos and view photos on the touch’s 3.5” 480 x 320 display. Touch the screen and watch video in 16:9 widescreen or pinch your fingers outward on the screen to zoom in on pictures
- The 64GB touch is capable of storing up to 14,000 songs or up to 80 hours of video
- Sleek and thin, specially contoured to rest comfortably in your hand
- Built-in volume controls allow you to make quick adjustments
- Enjoy casual listening with the integrated speaker
- iTunes Store can be accessed via Wi-Fi, allowing you to preview and download all of your favorite songs and videos. You can even buy television shows and buy or rent movies
- OS 3.1 software gives the touch the ability to cut, copy, and paste between applications, as well as use the keyboard in landscape mode. It also offers peer-to-peer gaming, automatic Wi-Fi login, parental controls, and accessibility options for those with disabilities
- Apple’s Genius Playlists and Genius Mixes allow you to hear a song that you like and instantly create a “smart” playlist or endless mix of similar songs with the touch of a button
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Type: | Flash Memory |
Capacity: | 64GB |
Display: |
3.5" LCD 480 x 320 Pixel Resolution |
Voice Recording: | Yes |
Data Storage: | Yes |
Photo Viewing: | Yes |
Video Playback: | Yes |
Text Reader: | Yes |
Formats Supported: |
Audio: AAC (8-320kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes), MP3 (8-320kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (Formats 2, 3, 4, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX, and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV Video: H.264, m4v, mp4, mov |
Wireless: | Wi-Fi (802.11b/g) |
Connections: |
Dock Connector 1x 1/8" (3.5mm) Stereo Line-out |
Battery: | Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-ion Battery |
Charger: | USB 2.0 |
Dimensions: | 4.3"(W) x 2.4"(H) x 0.33"(D) |
Weight: | 4.05 oz |
In the box:
- Apple MC011LL/A 64GB iPod touch – 3rd Gen
- USB Cable
- Earphones
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Type: | Flash Memory |
Capacity: | 64GB |
Display: |
3.5" LCD 480 x 320 Pixel Resolution |
Voice Recording: | Yes |
Data Storage: | Yes |
Photo Viewing: | Yes |
Video Playback: | Yes |
Text Reader: | Yes |
Formats Supported: |
Audio: AAC (8-320kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes), MP3 (8-320kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (Formats 2, 3, 4, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX, and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV Video: H.264, m4v, mp4, mov |
Wireless: | Wi-Fi (802.11b/g) |
Connections: |
Dock Connector 1x 1/8" (3.5mm) Stereo Line-out |
Battery: | Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-ion Battery |
Charger: | USB 2.0 |
Dimensions: | 4.3"(W) x 2.4"(H) x 0.33"(D) |
Weight: | 4.05 oz |
In the box:
- Apple MC011LL/A 64GB iPod touch – 3rd Gen
- USB Cable
- Earphones
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 18.995s
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