One Man’s nano is Another Man’s Whatever

Sometimes, it’s the little things that make us the happiest.

Oh man, Josh, you are not going to believe what I just bought. No really, it’s so awesome. I know, I know, money’s really tight for me right now, but I need to splurge a little bit and buy myself something that’ll make me happy, you know? And I’ve heard so many people go on and on about how cool they are forever, so I figured why not? So I’m out a little scratch for the month. With the amount of enjoyment I’ll be getting out of this thing, it’ll totally be worth the expense. Totally.

I mean, just look at it. No wonder everyone is after one of these slick friggin’ armbands, dude. So. Rad.

It just looks cool, you know? Here, let me put it on my arm for the full effect. What do you think, huh? I look pretty awesome, don’t I? And guess what, dude? Plus, it came with a 3.5mm AUX Cable! Seriously, how long have I been saying I’ve wanted one of those, right? And I also got this sweet USB AC Charger, a DC charger, some little “Screen Protector” stickers for, I don’t know, something, an FM transmitter that I can probably use with my Walkman, and this wee little silicone case that I thought was a condom at first.

Oh, and an Apple iPod 8GB nano. That came with it, too, I guess.

But, dude, can you BELIEVE I was able to get an armband with all this other stuff at such a great price? Here I thought I was just lucky to find an armband at all!

Huh? I suppose it is the latest generation iPod nano. I think it’s somehow related to those mePads or whatever they’re called. Honestly, it doesn’t matter much to me. But watch this! If I make the armband really tight, I can turn part of my arm blue. See? See what I’m doing?

Yeah, Josh, it’s got Multi-Touch, 8 GB of space for music, pausable FM radio, a pedometer, VoiceOver gesture-based control, BLAH BLAH BLAH. It just kind of showed up with all the other stuff and, frankly, I couldn’t care less about the thing. If you’re so interested, why don’t you just keep it? Jeez, you try to show somebody something cool… Now, if I can have your attention again, check out how sweet this armband looks on the other arm!

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Apple Warranty on iPod / 1 Year Digital Gadgets Warranty on Accessories

Condition: New

Features:

Apple iPod 8GB nano with 7 accessories
3.5mm AUX Cable allows you to hook up to any 3.5mm port on most stereo and car radio systems
DC Charger charges all USB devices from your car’s DC/lighter port
FM Transmitter is a fixed frequency transmitter with four preset FM frequencies to choose from
Silicon Case protects while offering a soft and sleek feel
USB AC Charger charges all USB devices from any standard wall outlet
Armband fits around the nano perfectly
Four self-adhesive, non-abrasive LCD screen protectors (includes soft card and applicator)

Apple iPod nano

iPod nano has been completely redesigned with Multi-Touch but now it’s half the size and even easier to play
Show off your album art, photos, and the color-coordinated wallpaper on the 1.5-inch color display with 240-by-240 pixel resolution
iPod nano is 46 percent smaller, 42 percent lighter, and 100 percent made for music with Multi-Touch
Genius finds songs on your iPod nano that go great together and makes a Genius playlist for you
The FM Radio tuner shows the artist, song, or program you’re listening to. Just tap to see the radio controls, flick the radio dial to change stations, and tap to set your favorites
Pause live radio with a tap; you can rewind as far back as 15 minutes or fast-forward to catch up to the live broadcast
iPod nano doubles as a pedometer that keeps track of your steps. Just clip it on and walk on. You can create a daily step goal and check your progress when you upload all your data to the Nike+ website
iPod nano includes accessibility features that help people with disabilities enjoy music, audiobooks, and more
iPod nano features VoiceOver, the world’s first gesture-based screen reader. Touch the screen to hear a description of the item under your finger, then double-tap, drag, or flick to control iPod nano. Use the optional Apple Earphones with Remote and Mic to control your music without looking at the screen. VoiceOver tells you the name of the song or artist — and it speaks 29 languages
If your hearing is limited in one ear, turn on Mono Audio to route audio into both earbuds so you can hear both channels in either ear
If you prefer higher contrast, iPod nano lets you change the display to white on black in any application, as well as on the Home screen

In the box:

Apple iPod 8GB nano (Current Generation)
Stereo Earbuds for nano
3.5mm AUX Cable
DC Charger
FM Transmitter
Silicon Case
USB AC Charger
Armband
(4) Screen Protectors
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Specs

Apple iPod 8GB nano, Aux Cable, DC Charger, USB AC Charger, Armband, Case, FM Trans, Protectors

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 0.000s

Purchaser Experience

22% first woot
10% second woot
33% < 10 woots
20% < 25 woots
15% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

18% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
17% one year old
62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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