Rejected commercial for the Apple Macbook Pro:
[discerning MOTHER in produce aisle at grocery store]
MOTHER: As a discerning mother, as the stage directions clearly indicate, I'm a big fan of apples. But not just any apples...
[MOTHER reaches in pile of apples, pulls out Apple Macbook Pro. Apple Logo Appears]





Features
The MacBook Pro "Core i7" 2.4 13-Inch (Late 2016 Retina Display, Two Thunderbolt 3 Ports) features a 14 nm, 6th Generation "Skylake" 2.4 GHz Intel "Core i7" processor (6660U), with dual independent processor "cores" on a single silicon chip, a 4 MB shared level 3 cache, 16 GB of onboard 2133 MHz LPDDR3 SDRAM, 512 GB PCIe-based flash storage, and an integrated Intel Iris Graphics 540 graphics processor that shares memory with the system.
This notebook also has a FaceTime HD webcam, a thin, backlit "second generation" butterfly mechanism keyboard, a gigantic "Force Touch" trackpad, a high-resolution LED-backlit 13.3" widescreen 2304x1440 (226 ppi, 500 nits) "Retina" display, and a integrated battery that provides an Apple estimated 10 hours of runtime.
This notebook is offered in silver colored aluminum and weighs just a bit more than 3 pounds (1.37 kg).
Connectivity includes 802.11ac Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.2, two "Thunderbolt 3" ports (USB-C connector), and a 3.5 mm headphone jack.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item.
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 1 Year Apple Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core I7-6660U/CI7 2.4GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz) 4MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 13.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:10 |
Resolution: | 2304 x 1440; 226 pixels per inch |
Display Type: | LED Backlit Retina Display |
Graphics: | Intel Iris Graphics 540 |
Memory: | 16GB of 2133MHz LPDDR3 memory |
Hard Drive: | 512GB PCIe-based Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | No |
Wireless: | 802.11ac |
Bluetooth: | Yes, 4.0 |
Audio: | Integrated |
Speakers: | Stereo speakers |
Webcam: |
FaceTime Camera
|
Microphone: | Integrated |
Card Reader: |
No
|
I/O Ports: | |
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USB-C | 2 (Thunderbolt 3) |
3.5mm Headset Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Mac OS 10.12 Sierra |
Power: | |
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29W USB-C Power Adapter |
Dimensions: (LxWxH) | |
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16 x 3 x 12" |
Weight: | |
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3.02 lbs |
In the box:
- APPLE Macbook Pro 13", Intel:I7-6660U CI7 2.4 GHz, 16GB Onboard, 512GB PCIE, 802.11ac Bluetooth
- 29W USB-C Power Adapter and Charge Cable
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Processor: | Intel Core I7-6660U/CI7 2.4GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz) 4MB Cache |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 13.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:10 |
Resolution: | 2304 x 1440; 226 pixels per inch |
Display Type: | LED Backlit Retina Display |
Graphics: | Intel Iris Graphics 540 |
Memory: | 16GB of 2133MHz LPDDR3 memory |
Hard Drive: | 512GB PCIe-based Solid State Drive |
Optical Drive: | No |
Network: | No |
Wireless: | 802.11ac |
Bluetooth: | Yes, 4.0 |
Audio: | Integrated |
Speakers: | Stereo speakers |
Webcam: |
FaceTime Camera
|
Microphone: | Integrated |
Card Reader: |
No
|
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
USB-C | 2 (Thunderbolt 3) |
3.5mm Headset Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
---|---|
Mac OS 10.12 Sierra |
Power: | |
---|---|
29W USB-C Power Adapter |
Dimensions: (LxWxH) | |
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16 x 3 x 12" |
Weight: | |
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3.02 lbs |
In the box:
- APPLE Macbook Pro 13", Intel:I7-6660U CI7 2.4 GHz, 16GB Onboard, 512GB PCIE, 802.11ac Bluetooth
- 29W USB-C Power Adapter and Charge Cable
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 18m 41.119s
- First Sucker:
- bayinsider
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- random_wonder
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