Alien spaceships are coming...and they're made of Styrofoam! Each of these Area 51 Remote Control UFOs was collected from the tundra of eastern Russia after a little-publicized alien invasion was turned back there. Turns out the aliens are really tiny, and aside from space travel, their technology is still at the Styrofoam-and-NiCD-battery stage. It was nothing a few dozen NSA agents armed with tennis rackets couldn't handle.

While the eensy-weensy extraterrestrial inhabitants are participating in unspecified experiments at an undisclosed location for an indeterminate period, we've been authorized to offload their flying saucers, retrofitted so that a terrestrial adult human can operate it. Just launch it from its charging pad, watch it soar several dozen inches off of the ground, and prepare for fun to ensue. Its lightweight, extremely cheap Styrofoam fuselage means you probably couldn't put your eye out with it if you tried, but if it ever starts to threaten you in any way, just grab a racket.

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