You know what would be cool?

OK, yes, a remote-control lizard made of lava would be cool. Good one. But that’s not what we were thinking. You know what we were thinking would be cool?

We were thinking it’d be cool to mount a couple Athena Technologies speakers in the wall of our Jungle Room behind velvet Elvises. That way, when we put on the soundtrack to “Blue Hawaii,” the sound would drift out through the paintings and it’d be just like big E was singin’. They’ve got six-and-a-half-inch woofer and one-inch pivoting Teteron tweeters, those AS-IW6es do, you know.

Wouldn’t that be cool?

Yeah, but where are we going to find a set of Athena Technologies in-wall speakers, hunh? Might as well give up that fantasy. It’s as far-fetched as… wait a minute!

Holy Moses, check out what just landed on the Woot-Off! AS-IW6 speakers from Athena Technologies! Praises be! All right! Enchanted Jungle Room, here we—

On the other hand, maybe we should save our money for the RC lava lizard. You never know; it might be next.

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