The chances you’ll actually be able to use this in Space? Slim to none.

Yeah, I’m disappointed, too. Commercial space tourism is just another one of those lies I was told about the coming future, a place filled with jet packs, houses that come in tiny bowed packages, and toaster bacon. Every time I think about it, it’s like a tiny martian fires his raygun at the most tender place of my heart. Heck, even Skynet’s activation and war on Mankind keeps getting pushed back further and further. If this keeps up, it’s going to be 2245 and we won’t have an Enterprise. We’ll still only be boldly going to the grocery store waiting in line behind someone who, 236 years later, still doesn’t get how the self-checkout lane works.

It’s cool. I’ve been used to deceit and disappointment ever since mom left. Whatever.

It’s a shame, too, because the Autolite Space Glo Utility Light would be perfect for space travel. It’s compact and lightweight so as to not weigh down the rocket you’re on, and it conveniently stands, hangs, or floats (feature available outside Earth’s gravitational pull only) almost anywhere you need it. Just 4 AA batteries keeps this thing glowing brightly, too. You’ll just have to settle for using it in your home, office, or car, which is handy, if not as exciting.

Someone needs to get a move on, though. We’ve got just 10 years until the future Blade Runner promised us, and I will not miss out on hot Replicants dressed up like late 60’s secretaries.

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