That’s a mighty fine rig you got there. Is that German? Japanese? You say that’s Andromedian? Well, she’s a beaut, either way.

Thanks for stopping to give me a hand here. On these backwoods roads, you never know when somebody is gonna come by to help you out when your truck breaks down. I’m guessin’ a lot of folks up and run screamin’ when you set that vehicle of yours down next to ‘em, but, in all my years, I’ve never been one to turn down help from anyone willin’ to give it. I sure do appreciate it.

Guess you boys decided to stop when you saw the Honeywell Autolite TriGlo Road Safety Light? You know, I bought these things knowing that they were durable, great in all kinds of weather, and compact. When you do as much travelin’ as I do, you know you’re gonna need some kind of warning light, too, and the warning triangle can be seen from about five hundred feet. I guess I never thought about it being seen from five hundred feet up.

Could you just hold that TriGlo light a little more to the left, little guy? Pretty handy that these safety lights can double as flashlights, I gotta say. Good for checking the engine or lighting the way to a gas station, if there was one around. You boys might think about grabbing a couple of these on your way back to… where’d you say you were from again? Kylar 8? Oh, Kylar 7. My mistake.

Say, if you don’t mind, could you lower the volume a little? I don’t mind you speakin’ right into my brain, but it’s a little loud.

Ah, there’s the problem. Danged carburetor’s busted. Well, heck, I don’t suppose you fellas got anything that can fix a… what’s that? You say this here glowin’ orb will work? Won’t even need gas or anything? Boy, I’ll tell you, I don’t care what those sci-fi movies say. You little guys are alright with me.

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