It’s happened to the best of us: just as our computer takes a moment to do some geometry, a gang of Hellions piles on our hero. By the time we can see what’s happened, our magic scrapper is face-down in the street and running an XP debt. We clench both fists, trembling with rage, and scream “Never again!” at the heavens. Or at the drop-ceiling in our mom’s basement. Heavenswardly, anyway.

Show those consarned polygons you meant business! Shove this ASYLUM GeForce™ MX 4000 AGP Card in your amusement box. (We’re referring to your computer. It’s very important you don’t misunderstand us there.) It’s got 64mb of onboard memory, so your 3D games and applications will run faster than ever. Those Blood Brother Sluggers better, too, if they know what’s good for them.

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