A long time ago, a king and a queen had a child, whom they named Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From all over the land people came to give gifts to Buslink Mini MP3/CD/Radio Stereo System w/USB2 & SD/MMC Reader. From the north came The Good Fairy Penguinana, who granted the gift of reading CD/CDRW and CDR MP3. From the east, the Decent Warlock Henn Thai, who brought the gift of a USB 2.0 port and a Full Function Remote Control. From the south, the Tolerable Wizard Xpay Triot delivered the gift of an LCD screen and Digital Volume Control.

But from the west came the Bad Witch Jhickflix, who carried with her a curse. For it was the invitation to the west that had been lost in the mail, and Jhickflix was very sensitive. As the king and the queen trembled, Jhickflix gave her “gift”, the power to accept an MP3 Player or iPod Nano… as long as it was under two gigs in memory. Jhickflix laughed as the entire castle quaked in fear before her magic lightning.

It was then, however, that a quiet voice came from behind the throne. For the king and queen had also forgotten to invite the enchanted possum behind the… wait, what? Enchanted possum? We can’t just tell them this thing has an MMC/SD reader without talking about the enchanted possum? I don’t even know why I come in to work any more. This site has totally gone downhill since they started hiring freelancers. Just mail me my check and let me get back to my screenplay.

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