And I think the bouncer’s going to toss you.

I’m just saying, I feel like that CamelBak 70 oz. Hydration Pak was made for, like, water. I mean is slips snugly over your back with that little tube so you can get a drink on the go: hiking, cycling, whatever you might be doing that’s active and outdoorsy.

Not ducking drink prices by filling it with whiskey and wearing it to the bar.

Hey, listen, I’m not trying to start a fight. Truth be told, I envy your ingenuity. But the bouncer seems to have noticed you’re blind drunk without having bought a single drink.

Cost-saving? Are you sure? How much does 70 ounces of Jack Daniels cost? Because I’m pretty sure whatever it is, it’s more than a couple of drinks at this dive bar.

Hey, just my observation. No need to get all uppity. You keep dancing with the jukebox there.

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