As a technophile, I love anything with a touch screen. But as a master criminal, I’m protective of my fingerprints!

That’s why the Celltronix Stylus Pen For Touch Screens is so great for me. Now I’m able to use any device, from iPad to iPhone to the ATM down the street, thanks to this specially designed stylus pack. The two long ones let me write and draw… and boy, does that come in handy these days, right? Like last week, I was playing a drawing game against Fat Ricky of the Bombolino family, and my word was “Angel” and so I drew a picture of his youngest daughter, absolutely perfect thanks to the Celltronix Stylus Pen’s added control. Of course he gets it in one. Come to find out that Joey No Pen tried the same thing but with a stick figure, and Fat Ricky thought he was callin’ the girl skinny. Now Joey No Pen’s on the run, and I’m two weeks from being a made man!

But that’s not all! The two smaller Celltronix Stylus Pens are perfect for a purse or a jacket pocket, so you can use ‘em on your iPhone. I gave one to Johnny Cakalacka’s goomar, and now she’s writing all the time! Little notes about our meetings, little doodles of cars and license plates, diagrams of who reports to who, she’s gotten so fast with it that I can’t even get a peek at her regular emails and text messages. And without the Celltronix Stylus Pen For Touch Screens, she’d be stuck hammerin’ all that in with her finger!

Plus there’s two of each, so if I leave one up some deadbeat’s nose, it’s no hassle for me, right? I just grab the second one and badda boom, badda bing, it’s right back in the game. So relaxing to know I’ve always got a Celltronix Stylus Pen For Touch Screens at my side!

It really offsets the stress of knowing that white van across the street hasn’t moved for three months. I think I saw them get a pizza delivered the other day. They should’a just asked me, I would’a whipped ‘em up a little bolognese.

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