It’s a Jeff Gordonary USB drive

Finally, a piece of licensed merchandise that really puts the “drive” in “flash drive!” Y’know? Because it looks like a car, get it?

“Drive?” Like how you drive a car? Come on, people; meet us halfway here.

You people probably don’t even realize how lucky you are. Centon could have made this drive in almost any shape they wanted. It could have been made to look like a little spatula, or Moshe Dayan, or a pine cone, or two tapirs swing dancing. But no, they made it look like a NASCAR-mobile. Not only that, they pre-loaded it with Jeff Gordon videos, pictures and sounds and they gave it a cute little flashing tail-light activity indicator. Awesome! NASCAR! Everybody loves NASCAR, right?

Right?

Well, that’s the impression we get, anyway, on weekends when there’s nothing but hours of it on TV and we start to go crazy with boredom, thinking we’d kill for a game show, or a rerun of CSI: MIAMI, please, lord, anything but more NASCAR.

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