Disguised as a janitor, you've gained after-hours access to the office of your biggest rival. The fool's Windows password isn't hard to guess, and in moments you're hurriedly loading all kinds of trade secrets onto your eensy-weensy USB thumb drive. It fills up and you cram it securely into an intimate body cavity. You're home free!

Or are you? Back at your quarters, when you try to retrieve the tiny geek-stick full of proprietary corporate data from its hidey-hole, you can't find a thing. It must be around there somewhere, right? Several uncomfortable, unhygienic hours later, you're forced to call off the search. Not even a cocktail of several powerful laxatives can force the stowaway out into the open. Wherever those secrets have lodged themselves, you'll probably be buried with them. If only you'd used something a little bit larger…

...like, say, the Cigar Pro 128MB flash drive. This handy storage medium is astonishingly adequate function-wise, with USB 2.0 plug-n-play compatibility, secure password protection for added security, and an automatic zip/unzip option to optimize data storage. But it really shines when it comes to body-cavity stowability, with a streamlined tapered shape that slides in smooth and easy. And once inside, it's just big enough to let you know it's there.

WARNING: Although we are selling two Cigar Pro drives together, Woot does not recommend storing them both at once in the same cavity. We will not be held responsible for any physical injuries or psychological trauma resulting from such usage.

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