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I come from a magical land my people call “Ottawa,” but where I come from is not as important as WHEN. For you see, I am a time traveler, and I have hurled myself through the whirling maw of time itself to bring you this: Corel Paint Shop Pro Photo X2 Ultimate Software with a 2GB USB Flash Drive.
It may not work yet on your primitive machines the size of entire houses, but with my technical know-how and the parts I smuggled with me from 2008, I can build you what we call a DESKTOP COMPUTER. Yes, a computer that fits on your DESK. My time is one of great discovery and transcendental enlightenment! In fact, back in my time the presidential candidates include a woman and an African American!
I can tell by your slack jaws that this is pretty amazing stuff.
Once installed and running this program will allow you to import, view, and edit photos on your very own computer! And this Flash Drive will allow you to STORE your data and take it with you! Why it will-
What did you say? Photoshop? No! It’s NOTHING like Photoshop! Photoshop is evil and in the dystopian future I come from it has ruined the landscape! Don’t trust it! It’s-
Wait, how do you guys know about Photoshop? And how did you already know my program won’t work on a Mac? You shouldn’t know about Macs! This is the 1960s!
WHAT?! 2010?! Oh god. Oh god, no. The machine sent me forward?! No. I was supposed to rewrite history. I was supposed to undo Adobe. I’m adrift in time, a stranger to all, with rapidly-approaching-obsolete software. My wife. My kids. I’ll never see them again! Are you kidding me? They’ll never recognize me! It’s been TWO YEARS!
They put out a NEW version of this software already? Are you serious?
DAMN YOU, KRIS HAGERMAN! DAMN YOU AND YOUR TIME TRAVEL EXPERIMENTS TO HELL!
Software Box, User Guide, Installation Disc, and 2GB USB Drive
User Guide, Installation Disc, and 2GB USB Drive
Corel 2 GB USB Drive
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