Hey iMan, Happy New Year! Listen, I… what? No, it’s me, the 30GB Creative Zen Vision:M. No, no, I understand, I feel like that too. Yeah, I’m just trying to piece it all together. I mean, I woke up with a built-in FM radio. When did we get those? Oh, you don’t have one? Wow. Wasn’t I with you all night? We were showing those girls our 30 gigs of memory, I remember that. I was all “yeah, being this tiny makes me portable and easy to carry” and you got mad. Aw, come on, iMan, you did get mad. Okay, it’s no big deal, forget about it.

So where did we get all these videos? Yeah, I play like five hours worth of video on a single charge. Seventeen hours if it was audio. Hey, man, who are these people? There’s one of you playing a WMA file too, how did you pull that one off? Hey, iMan, don’t flip out. It’s no big deal, this is the 21st Century. I play MP3, WMA, WAV, Audible files, MPEG1,2,3,4-SP, WMV9, Motion-JPEG, DivX® 4 and 5, XviD, AVI, and I can still handle JPEG, GIF, TIFF, PNG and BMP. That’s just what people expect in the modern… okay, okay, calm down, I wasn’t gonna share it. No, no one has seen it but me. I was just watching it with my TV Out. The AV cable wasn’t included but even still, it looks really sharp.

I was thinking I might… man, calm down about the video! Fine, look, I’ll delete it right now, there, boom, gone forever. With my patented ZEN™ user interface I can just breeze right through it. Yeah, iMan, it’s easy and works really well with my 2.5” color screen. Those photos really look great too.

Okay, iMan, look, I gotta go sync with my Microsoft Outlook so I can get my calendar, contacts and task list for the day. Yeah, I gotta get back to work tomorrow. Hey, one last thing, I found this voice recording I made… oh, you didn’t know that? Yeah, iMan, I totally can record. Built right in. Anyway, it was me, reminding me to tell you that you I could function as an external hard drive. I don’t know why I wanted to tell you that, but there you go.

If I think of anything else I’ll give you a shout. Yeah, I promise I deleted that video. Our secret, I swear. Okay, iMan. Yeah. Happy New Year to you too!

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