They say an elephant never forgets. But logically, an elephant can only hold so much data. In fact, science says that it would take over three hundred elephants to hold the data that a single Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter could carry.

That’s right, according to our friend Bob Science, who lives down the hall, you’d need a floor that could handle over three thousand tons of weight, just to have the sort of memory you could keep in your pocket. The Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter is small enough to fit in a standard Micro SD slot or a Secure Digital Card slot. There’s no battery and no moving parts. There’s also no ivory, so your data will be safe from murderous poachers. And the ten year Dane-Elec warranty means your Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter is guaranteed to never go rogue and crush an entire village before it has to be put down by the Game Wardens.

The noble elephant is a wonderful beast that deserves a place on Earth. But don’t force them to learn how to trumpet Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers just so you can keep a copy in the archives. Let them roam free, and happy. Save the hard work for the Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter.

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