All of a sudden we’re in the mood to watch Jacques Cousteau shows for some reason.

We’d like to see our DVDs
On an HD Curtis television screen
Just pop ‘em in and let ‘em spin
On that HD Curtis television screen

We’d ask our friends to come and view
Our HD Curtis TV set, too
We’d like to see our DVDs
On an HD Curtis television screen

The picture would be so darn good
On our TV with the DVD built in
That we’d all cheer: “So crisp, so clear!
“What crap our last few TV sets have been!”

We’d veg out around the clock
Watching each film that stars The Rock
We’d like to see our DVDs
On an HD Curtis television screen

We might start with GET SMART
In which The Rock plays “Agent 23”
(He plays “Agent 23”)
Then we’d resume with WALKING TALL and DOOM
THE GAME PLAN and lastly TOOTH FAIRY
(Lastly TOOTH FAIRY)

We would find a perfect peace of mind
Nothing else we’d ever have to do
Except to see our DVDs
On an HD Curtis television, we two

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