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“No. I keep telling you, no.”
“Then could you please explain why three different neighbors claim they heard 5.1 surround sound coming from the apartment that night, when you and I both know that her existing speakers only offered two-channel sound?”
“I don’t know. I wasn’t there.”
“Very well, Mr. A-5640. How about this, then: did you kill Marla Coriander’s old PC speakers?”
“Objection!”
“Overruled! The court instructs the witness to answer the question.”
“You heard the judge, Mr. A-5640. Did you kill the old speakers? Yes or no?”
“No…no, I…no.”
“Isn’t it true, Mr. A-5640, that Ms. Coriander paid you to kill her old speakers…just like you paid her for audio favors? Isn’t it?”
“How dare you! My Marla isn’t like that! She – she -”
“She what, Mr. A-5640?”
“She loves me! She loves my compact design and deep subwoofer! Those old speakers were all wrong for her! They could never satisfy her needs for PC audio the way I could!”
“So I’ll ask you again: did you kill her old speakers? Did you?”
“Yes! Yes I did! And I’d do it again! If that makes me a criminal -”
“It does, Mr. A-5640! And the only listeners you’ll have from now on will be your cellmates!”
Warranty: 1 Year Cyber Acoustic
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