Stranger, you got until sundown to get your inferior wireless specification out of my town. We don’t cotton to slow, unreliable connectivity here in Bluetooth Gulch. See, my name’s Sheriff Slim Dongle, and I’m the law round these parts. Everybody who comes through here has freedom of choice: either you choose to come over to our way of doing things, or you choose to face the consequences.

Now, we’re reasonable people here in Bluetooth Gulch. We’ll make it easy for ya. You wanna stay, you head over to Ezekiel Woot’s general store and pick up a Cyber-Blue Bluetooth v1.2 Class 2 Slim Dongle. It adds Bluetooth capability to any desktop or notebook PC. And with an operating range of 65 feet and voice support, you’ll be transferring data just the way the good people of this town prefer. Otherwise, there are two ways out of town: the road that leads to Abilene, and the gallows behind the city jail. The choice is yours, stranger.

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