So I did it. I had four extra ears surgically grafted onto my body.

It wasn’t cheap, especially considering I had to fly to Dubai to find a surgeon willing to do it. Was it painful? Oh, only the worst agony of my entire life. And I had to have six-cup headphones specially constructed to fit my new aural structure. Of course, my insurance company didn’t consider it a medical necessity. But like I said, it was a necessity to me.

If only I’d waited for the cyber 6-channel Surround Headphones with Game Decoder.

They did it the smart way: just put three speakers into each regular earcup. Whoops. Even with a 5.1 channel decoder, frequency response ranging from 20 to 20,000 Hz, and a rechargeable Li-Ion battery, these Cyberhome surround headphones are a lot cheaper than a plane ticket to Dubai and a grey-market surgical procedure. And they’re not just for gaming, either. I’m buying three – one earcup for each ear.

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