“Hi, Allen. Say, I think your computer is on fire!”

“Oh, crap!” HOOOOOSH “I think that got it.”

“Glad you’re not treating me any differently since my promotion!”

“Yeah, sorry you had to see that, Phil. It’s been so hard to keep things stable recently. It’s just all the volatile memory I’ve been using.”

“I understand, Allen. I used to be just like you.”

“Really, Phil? But you’re always so calm… so collected… your data right at hand! What’s your secret?”

“I’ll show you, Allen. It’s this!”

“The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card!”

“That’s right, Allen. The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card stores any kind of file, from MP3 to jpg to MOV to XLS and EXE!”

“Even ogg?”

“Even ogg! But good luck playing it here at work, you communist! Ha ha, I’m just kidding, Allen. There’s room for all faiths at this company.”

“Wow, Phil, you’ve changed my life! So no more explosions?”

“No more explosions, Allen. The Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card uses a special non-volatile memory system, compatible with practically all devices that have an SD card reader slot. And non-volatile means no more workplace explosions.”

“It even has a jewel case, Phil! I don’t know how to thank you for-”

“Oh, crap!” HOOOOOSH

“Sounds like Jenkins over there across the room needs a Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card too. Why don’t you go straighten him out… now that you’re the new floor manager.”

“Phil, you’re the greatest boss I’ve ever had.”

“I’m not just a boss, Allen… I’m a friend.”

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