You might be afraid that the Digix 8” Portable DVD Player isn’t a name brand, but it’s cheap, right? Just be brave! What could possibly go wrong?

Hello, everyone! My name’s Dick Hickery, I’m a doctor. I’m also a militant atheist. That’s why I’ve come to this haunted house, to prove that there’s no such thing as the afterlife. I brought along my Digix 8” Portable DVD Player so that I’d have something to do, because otherwise, I expect it would be pretty boring!

The Digix 8” Portable DVD Player has an 8 inch color LCD widescreen that swivels 180 degrees. Just like the head of that little girl in the doorway. WHAT? Hmm. Maybe that was just a trick of the light. Did anyone else see it? That little girl in the doorway? Well, I do know that the mind can play tricks on you. That’s the most logical answer, I think.

Anyway, I was just about to say that the Digix 8” Portable DVD Player plays DVDs, including R and RW, and + and – as well. It also handles CDs so you can listen to music on the go. I’m doing that right now, in fact. Oh, it looks like someone secretly burned a movie of a creepy doll face onto my Best Of Bread album. Ha ha, very funny, nice try. Wait, that’s my Best of Bread album over there. What’s going on?

But back to the Digix 8” Portable DVD Player. The Digix 8” Portable DVD Player also has a dual headphone jack, so you can share the enjoyment with a friend, like my good buddy, Jack Philips. He’s a Reverend, you know. We have such debates about the afterlife. He swears one day he’ll convince me, but I swear he won’t! Ha ha! And there are built-in stereo speakers if you don’t feel like wearing headphones. And if you believe in ESP, you’ll be happy, because the Electronic Skip Protection built right in is the only kind verified by science! That’s just my little joke. Really, it means that you can watch uninterrupted video while in get out motion. Did anyone hear that? That whispery voice just now? Sounded a bit like a vampire crossed with an axe murderer? Guess it was just the wind.

Anyway, my and my Digix 8” Portable DVD Player are going to stay here all night, no matter what happens, to prove that there’s no such thing as ghosts. And I don’t care how many creepy little girl mannequins you made, Reverend Philips, I’m not going to fall for any of them. That’s right, Jack, I know it’s you behind this crazy stuff. Why don’t you just come out and… and… hmm, that’s funny. That looks like Reverend Philips across the street. get out Hey, there’s that voice. And why is my Digix 8” Portable DVD Player showing that creepy doll head again? And what’s that music? And why are all the doors and windows slamming shut?

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