Hey, you know what? An iPod full of songs might be trendy, but it’s not the same as a very special 90 minute mix tape.

Sure, all you younger readers might have no idea what a “cassette tape” is, but let us old folks tell you, there’s nothing that says “I’m ready to commit but not in an actual binding way” like giving a mix tape. And you know what else? One of these Disney 512 MB Mix Stick WMA/MP3 Player is the perfect vehicle for a 21st Century Mix Tape. Learn from the masters: here’s how you do it.

Step 1: Pick the songs. You’ve got 512 megs of room, which is around 120 MP3s, give or take. But don’t give 120 MP3s. That’s overkill. A good mix tape is always about ninety minutes. A few pop songs, a few rockers, a couple classics, and one special closer that really tells the person how you feel. Don’t do it all at once either. Wait a day, and listen to it again. You want it to be just right.

Step 2: Buy a cheap magazine. You’re going to be cutting out letters and sticking them onto a little Disney Mix Stick sized box. Draw a little cow jumping over the moon, or maybe a dragon eating a stick figure, or whatever you think the person would like. Sometimes a good case can be more fun than the mix.

Step 3: Load your mix onto one of these Disney 512 MB Mix Stick WMA/MP3 Player. You could go with the beauty of Blue Chrome or the irony of the Cheetah Girls or the happy memories of High School Musical. Decide for yourself what’s best. After all, this mix is from YOUR heart.

Step 4: Hand it over. Don’t explain it. Just hand to them, look into their eyes, and say “Hey. I made you something. Hope you like it.” The included headphones mean they can listen right away, and if you did it right, as they read the little case and enjoy all the songs, well, it’ll blow their innocent little minds.

The mix tape is a dying art, young Wooters. Use your choice of Disney 512 MB Mix Stick WMA/MP3 Player to gain the advantage over other, less intelligent non-Wooters. And if that person doesn’t like it? Well… just try again!

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