That’s Why They Pay You To Do It Instead Of The Other Way Around
I see here this Dream Cheeky USB Stress Ball can figuratively destroy documents, shred files, and explode the aggravating work BS on your screen, without actually harming anything. Sounds cool.
But I was just wondering if it had any special features for, I dunno, Internet copywriters who have to do way more work than their grossly understaffed team can possibly handle, on ridiculous deadlines, with constant interruptions, and make it all seem effortlessly fun so that idiots who would break down crying if they had to do this job for a week can sneer about how “easy” the copywriters’ jobs must be?
Because I have this friend who could really use something like that.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Features:
- Computer rage? Writers block? Or Just Work making you insane?
- This USB powered stress reliever can pulverize any uploaded photo, destroy documents, even erases nasty emails you wish you could send your boss…and when you’re done, it will restore everything back to its original place
- Squeeze it, pull it, squash it and twist it, whatever you do to the ball, you do to your computer screen. Increases productivity by reducing stress caused by serving prison time for assaulting your boss… it’s a good investment
- Powered by USB with 4-feet of cable, so you always have an alternative option
- Compatible with stress heads using Windows XP/Vista
Specifications
- Dimensions: 4”L x 2.25”D
- USB Cable Length: 4 Feet
- Software included
System Requirements
- Windows 7/ Vista / XP SP2 or later/ 2000 SP4 or later
- One available USB Port
- 50 MB Available Hard disk space
- VGA or Higher Resolution Monitor
- Sound Card
- CD-Rom Drive
In the box:
- (1) Dream Cheeky 808 USB Stress Ball
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Dream Cheeky 808 USB Stress BallSpecs
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