Ashes To Dyson
When I spilled your ashes, Howard, I felt crushed. Worse, I felt like I had let you down. After 37 wonderful years together – 34 when we were both alive – how could I be so careless? The one true love of my life lay scattered around the purple deep-pile carpet like so much cat dander. And you always hated cats. I would have cried if I could’ve stopped sneezing.
But thanks to the Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition, now we’re reunited. I ran it over the floor easily thanks its ultra-lightweight construction and its ball-mounted motor. Then the Dyson DC24’s root cyclone technology picked you up and whisked you back to me. Now, Howard, I can see you whirling around inside the clear debris bin almost like you were alive again. I’m so happy, I don’t even care that there’s some carpet fuzz and other debris mixed in. Purple always suited you anyway.
Some people might think it’s creepy the way I’ve kept your remains, and talk to them, and vacuumed them up with the Dyson DC24. But they don’t know the love we shared, Howard. If they did, they’d understand that alive or dead, you are one very special parrot.














Features
Warranty: 5 Year Dyson
Features:
- Suction power – 115 airwatts (constant)
- Root Cyclone technology, patented Dyson technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Ball technology, Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it with out pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
- The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
- Ultra-lightweight and compact, lightest Dyson upright machine at 11.65 lbs. The handle also compresses to store in tight spaces
- Reversible wand, Reverse the wand and hold the handle to give you a firm grip when reaching into awkward corners
- Lifetime washable HEPA filter, Designed to trap microscopic allergens
- Motorized brushbar, Powerful bristles remove dirt and pet hair from carpets
- Hygienic, and quick empty bin
- Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags
- Mini flat out head, articulates to clean thoughly under low furniture and appliances
- Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
Specifications:
- Suction power Air Watts (constant): 115
- Filtration: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
- Bin capacity: 0.19 gal
- Dimensions: 43.3×11.0×13.7 (HxWxD) inches
- Cord length: 20ft
- Weight: 11.65 pounds
In the box:
- Dyson DC24 Blueprint Limited Edition
- Mini Flat Out Head
- Combination Tool
Specs
Dyson DC24 Ball Upright Vacuum - Blueprint Limited EditionSpecs
Dyson DC24 Ball Upright Vacuum - Blueprint Limited EditionSales Stats
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