Animal Attraction
No. No, it’s not. Now, uh, where were we? I think you were about to-
“Oh my God. It’s totally a vacuum cleaner.”
Well, OK, but it’s not just any vacuum cleaner. It’s a Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum. Now can we get back to the, er, proceedings? Uh, baby?
“So why do you have a tattoo of a vacuum cleaner -”
A Dyson DC28 Animal, you mean.
“Right, OK, why do you have a tattoo of a Dyson DC28 Animal on your chest?”
Youthful indiscretion, I suppose! College, goatees, Jell-O shots, you know how it is! So anyway, tell me more about where you were going to take me a minute ago…
“I just – it’s just such a weird tattoo. What’s the story?”
(sigh) If you must know, the Dyson DC28 Animal saved my life. That’s right. I’d just gotten divorced and fired on the same day – take it from me, never marry your boss – and my life was a shambles. I felt like it was all slipping away from me, like I couldn’t keep up with day-to-day living. When I discovered that Taco Bell couldn’t stop me from taking as many napkins as I wanted, I even stopped buying toilet paper.
“That bad?”
It was a dark time. Then, just when I hit bottom, a friend recommended the Dyson DC28 Animal. Its 245 air watts of suction power, the precision control of its Airmuscle design, its tireless Root Cyclone technology – they helped me feel like I was in control again. And they took care of all the hair from the possum I adopted in a moment of weakness. Without the Dyson DC28 Animal, I’d still be wallowing in filth today.
“Wow. Thank you so much for opening up to me. I feel so close to you right now.”
Great! Great! So as you were saying, I’m just going to lie back and let you get to work, uh, doing those things you were going to do, OK?
“Not yet. First, I have something to show you. Take a look at my tattoo.”
No way! You too?
“You weren’t the first lost soul rescued by the Dyson DC28 Animal.”







Features
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Condition: Refurbished
Features:
- Full-size and powerful bagless upright vacuum for homes with pets
- Airmuscle™ technology precisely adjusts the cleaner head to clean every floor type thoroughly
- Root Cyclone™ Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Mini turbine head removes dirt and pet hair from carpets, upholstery and tight spaces
- Fingertip controls automatically adjusts (or de-activates) the brush bar for different floor types using a powered cam. No bending down. No awkward dials
- Lifetime washable HEPA filter traps microscopic allergens
- Dyson cyclones can capture particles down to 0.5 microns – including pollen, mold and bacteria
- This vacuum is certified asthma & allergy friendly™ by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
Attachments Included:
- Flat Out Head – Articulates for effective pick-up, and is especially handy for cleaning under low furniture and household appliances
- Mini Turbine Head – Removes pet hair and dirt from confined spaces such as upholstery, stairs, and the car and quickly attaches to the hose or wand
- On Board Tools:
- Combination Accessory – Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
- Stair Tool – A Dyson-designed tool for removing dust and dirt from stairs and stair carpets
Specifications | |
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone™ technology |
Suction power: | 245 Air Watts (constant) |
Movement type: | Fixed wheel |
Filter: | Lifetime washable HEPA filter |
Brushbar control type: | Fingertip controls |
Cleaner head / Floor tool: | Motorized brushbar |
Stair cleaning: | Quick-draw Telescope Reach™ wand |
Bin capacity: | 0.61 gallons |
Dimensions: | 42.1”H x 13.5”W x 14.3”D |
Max. reach: | 52.2 ft |
Cord length: | 35.2 ft |
Weight: | 20.61 lbs |
In the box:
- (1) Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum
- Flat Out Head
- Mini Turbine Head
- On Board Tools:
- Combination Accessory
- Stair Tool - User Guide
Specs
Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum – 245 Air Watts, Mini Turbine Head, HEPA Filter – Purple/GreySpecs
Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum – 245 Air Watts, Mini Turbine Head, HEPA Filter – Purple/GreySales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 10.000s
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