Remember back when nobody had discovered the Energizer Battery Charger’s powerful erotic capabilities yet? People just used it for charging batteries!

Hard to believe, now that it’s an essential component of lovemaking for people around the world. But back in 2010, nobody suspected that the Energizer Battery Charger had a sexy side. Nobody had yet tried the simple but potent techniques that made it an indispensable marital aid. It was just considered a typical NiMH battery charger, juicing up four AA or AAA batteries every 8.5 hours.

Useful enough, we suppose. But the Energizer Battery Charger eventually found its true destiny as the catalyst of the most sweeping sexual revolution the world has ever seen. The sum total of pleasure given by the four included batteries alone is staggering, lifting billions of people to heights of physical ecstasy that our forebears in 2010 would have scarcely dreamed of. But if you want to charge some batteries with it, that’s cool, too.

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