Dating Tips

It was so hard to find beautiful women who I have something in common with. I like music, sports, and movies; they like pepper spray and restraining orders.

I mean, I consider myself a person of deep integrity and substance and sensitivity, someone who honestly seeks a genuine connection with a kindred soul. So why should I settle for ugly chicks?

Then I found something that worked like The Game and Axe Body Spray rolled into one: the Energizer Universal 18000 mAh Battery Pack. I haven’t found a supermodel, regular model, aspiring model, or former model yet who doesn’t appreciate versatile and portable power for their mobile devices. Just charge it up at an AC outlet and you’re carrying around enough juice for up to 6 extra hours of laptop use, 112 more hours of cell phone talk time, or 540 additional hours of MP3 playback. It includes 15 tips for use with a wide range of phones, laptops, and other devices, including the iPhone. And if none of them are compatible with your specific device, Xpal will send you up to two tips per year for the cost of shipping. I’m not even a chick, and this thing is making me hot for myself.

When I told this super-fine barmaid that the Energizer Universal 18000 mAh Battery Pack could charge three devices at once, she spelled out her number on the bar with lime-peel curls. The last time I’d tried talking to her, she’d tased me. But she’s tasing a whole new tune now, believe me.

It was like that all over town. The difference was night and day. One minute I’m a cold stiff, the next I’m hot stuff – and I owe it all to the Energizer Universal 18000 mAh Battery Pack. I couldn’t think of a better way to spend that unexpected inheritance from my long-lost billionaire uncle.

Features

Warranty: 3 Year Energizer

Features:

18000 mAh power capacity using lithium polymer battery cell technology
Charges and powers any laptop anytime, even with a dead battery
Charge up to 3 devices at the same time
Ready to use, comes pre-charged out of the box
Rechargeable battery pack with multiple outputs ideal for powering and charging iPod, MP3 players, cell phones, bluetooth, portable DVD players, portable gaming systems, camcorders, laptops and, Netbooks
After the initial charge, regular charging takes about 3 to 4 hours
Easy to use, just plug in for instant power
TSA approved and safe
Energy Star certified with full charge auto shut off
Helps keeps unwanted heat out of your device
Maintains a charge up to one year
Utilizes a mathematical circuit control unit with built-in proprietary software to control and regulate temperature, voltage and current

TipFit Guarantee:

Receive (2) tips per year as long as you remain an XPAL Power Product user (shipping and handling charges apply)
Apple laptop tip not available
If you did not get the right tips with your purchase, make your selection online. XPal will ship your power tips within 5 working days
If XPAL does not have the tip you need, they will find it for you
You are responsible for the shipping and handling fee for each tip

Supported Charging Devices:

Laptops up to 6 hours extra (based on specifications for a 4500 mAh Laptop)
Digital Camcorders up to 18 hours extra (based on specifications for a 1200 mAh Digital Camcorders)
Cell Phones up to 112 extra hours of talk time (based on specifications for a 680 mAh Cell Phone)
MP3 players up to 540 hours of extra music (based on specifications for a 850 mAh MP3 player)
Bluetooth up to 612 extra hours of talk time (based on 100 mAh Bluetooth)
Gaming Devices up to 96 extra hours of play (based on specifications for a 1000 mAh Gaming Device)
Digital Cameras up to 7000 extra photos (based on specification for a 1200 mAh Digital Camera)
Note: Results vary by device and usage patterns

Specifications:

Battery Cell: Lithium Polymer
Power Capacity: 18000 mAh @ 5v
Rated Input: DC 19V, Max 3500 mA
Rated Output: DC 5-20V, Max 3500 mA
Charge Time: ~4 Hrs
Duty Cycle: 500
Dimensions (W x L x H): 7" x 4 1/2" x 3/4"
Weight: 1 lb

In the box:

Energizer XP18000 Universal Battery Pack
USB Charging Cable
DC12V (Green) Charging Cable
DC19V (Blue) Charging Cable
6 Cellphone Tips (Apple iPhone, MiniUSB, Samsung, Nokia, Micro USB, LG)
3 Media Tips (NB04, NB05, NB06)
6 Laptop Tips (AB03, AB04, AB05, AB06, AB07, AB08)
Users Manual
Travel Bag
AC Adapter

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Energizer XP18000 Universal 18000mAh Portable Battery Pack and Charger

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