“Oh, great. The truck won’t start, we don’t know where Phil and Amy are, and that axe murderer is still on the lose. And now my phone’s out of power.”

“Hey, it’s cool. I brought this Energizer/XPal XP600 Battery Pack.”

“Oh, really? That’s probably, like, really complicated, right? Too complicated to help us now, I’m sure.”

“No, not at all. I charged it up earlier, and now all you have to do is plug your phone in. Whaddya got there, an iPhone? A Blackberry? A Razr? Whatever it is, I’m sure one of these six tips will work to power and charge your phone.”

“Well, that’s awesome, but now I can’t get a signal. Darn the luck. I guess we better split up to cover more ground.”

“What are you talking about? I can see that you’ve got three bars. Did you even try to make a call?”

“Heh, I guess I should- OH DARN IT I DROPPED THE BATTERY PACK! It’s certainly broken now, right? There goes the power for my phone. We’re stranded out here in this dark forest with no way to contact the outside world.”

“Don’t worry about it. This rugged Energizer/XPal XP600 Battery Pack can handle a jolt or two. So go ahead and call for help.”

“No.”

“No? What do you mean, ‘no’?”

“I don’t want to.”

“Why the hell not?”

“I just don’t feel like it.”

“Here, gimme that phone!”

“Hey, give it back!”

“NO! I’m calling for help now.”

“Fine! But when you’re the only one of us who DOESN’T get killed by the axe murderer, don’t come crying to me!”

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