No, Honey, We Are Not Naming It “Tails”

You there. Gamer person. You’re a parent now. You’ve unlocked a whole new secret level. There aren’t any saves. There aren’t any reload points. But you know what? It’s still not going to be as rough as Superman 64.

You figured out Ghosts and Goblins. You solved ET. This kid thing is going to be a breeze. All you have to do is have a plan. And part of the plan should be to teach your kid the rules of life.

What do you learn on the first board of any video game? That you gotta kill rats before you get the magic weapons. You gotta pay your dues, little gamer! That’s why these Excalibur Handheld Games are perfect for your brand new Companion Cube. Pick the one you like best, or maybe even pick up to three. Each one has a special way it can help you in your quest to make your son or daughter the best darn Player Two a gamer could ever ask for.

The Mini FroggerPop Up game will teach them timing and coordination, just the way you learned back in the old arcade. The LCD Pool Game will help them conceptualize geometry, that’s gonna come in handy if they want to get those head shots. The Talking Golf game will teach them how to set thresholds and crunch numbers to make their guy the champion they want to be, while the Double Screen Talking Golf game will teach them how to read a map on one screen while they tracking the action on another. The strategists of tomorrow aren’t born, they’re made! And finally, the Motorcross game will teach them how to drive like a gamer. Nothing says popular like a driving champion.

Those pageant moms are buying makeup kits. The football dads are buying pads. Do you want to just leave your newborn’s future up to the whims of fate? No! Get in there and drag that kid kicking and screaming into full on nerddom! Put an Excalibur Handheld in that crib and level that baby up!

Trust us, on the day when they ask if they can have your Weird Al records, it’ll all be worth it.

Features

Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur

Excalibur 4011-M Mini Frogger Pop Up HH Game

The 1981 smash-hit arcade game in the palm of your hands
Pop-up mirrored screen
Avoid traffic, deadly snakes, crocodiles and treacherous diving turtles
Cross the road as traffic zooms
Hop on a log or turtles back to avoid predators
Eat bugs to gain bonus points
Intensity level rises with each new attempt
Control buttons include Start, On/Off, Reset, Sound, Pause and 4 directional
Requires 2 AAA batteries (Not included)

Excalibur 413 LCD Pool Game

Play either 8-ball or straight pool
Play against another player or the computer
Spring loaded cue on side of game
Control the power of the cue
Control the angle of your shots
Control the “English” spin on the ball
Control buttons include Sound, Select, Mode/On, Triangle Switch and Start
Easy to learn
One or two players
Requires 2 AAA batteries (Not included)
5 1/4”(H) X 3 3/4”(W) X 1”(D)

Excalibur 383 Talking Golf

18 hole championship and practice modes to select
12 clubs available for distance, ground and wind condition
7 different ground conditions: Down Hill, Up Hill, On Green, Fairway, Rough, Water Hazard, Bunker
4 wind conditions
Hand strength control
Check on par, scores, distances, number of stroke with switchable display
Best play record
Authentic golf tour sound and voice effect
Flip-up protective screen protector
Control buttons include: On/Off, Mode, Sound, Check, Club Select, Right, Left, Start, Swing and Shot
Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included
For ages 5 and up
Dimensions: 6 1/4”(H) X 3 1/2”(W) X 3/4”(D)

Excalibur 383-2-CS Double Screen Talking Golf

The most realistic handheld golf game around
Play just like the pros…electronically
Make your way through the course using both screens
Plan your stroke so that you clear the rough and avoid the bunker
Even the weather is a factor
Two 1 1/4”(W) X 1 3/4”(H)screen displays
Control Buttons include: On/Mode, Off, Sound, Check, Hole, Player Club, Direction, Start, Swing, Shot

Excalibur 339 Handheld Motorcross

Navigate the motocross trails
Avoid hitting other motocross riders, bumps, hills and water
Control buttons include Start, Pause, Sound, On/Off, Jump, Stop, Reset and a directional toggle
Requires 2 AA batteries (Not included)
Dimensions: 4 1/2”(H) X 6”(W) X 1 1/2”(D)

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Excalibur Handheld Game
Instruction Manual

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5% one month old
28% one year old
60% > one year old

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55% bought 3

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