Ever just had too much stress? Need to just cool down for a bit? This is the fan for you.

Getting a website to load is no big deal, right? And yet, it’s still so frustrating when, over and over again, you don’t get what you want. Yeah, yeah, it’s not your credit rating or anything. But still, right? So frustrating!

So this Wind Blaster Portable Fan is what you need to cool off. It’s small, it’s light, it’s portable, and the soft foam blades won’t hurt you when you jokingly ram your forehead into the fan, committing fake suicide because of those idiots who won’t let you get on the page. It also has three settings, so as you get madder and madder, the fan help a little bit more.

So keep in mind two things as you surf. One, don’t open anything they tell you to open. And two, have a Wind Blaster Portable Fan ready and waiting. Because if you don’t, there’s a good chance you’ll have to lose the game on your own. And what fun would that be?

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